So today in English class today, we were put into groups and given the assignment of writing a short story that ended with the sentence, "I set the package down on a park bench and began walking." So, at the end of the class, we had to share what we had written...and this occurred:

Girl 1: So our story starts out with a girl who has her birthday tomorrow. But she is sad because her father just passed away, and has been dumped by her boyfriend because of the weight she's gained from her depression. She decides to buy a package of sleeping pills to end it all, but as she's walking home through the park, she sees a really cute guy and decides not to kill herself after all and-

Girl 2 (Girl who I have a slight crush on): *Stands up rather abruptly* Excuse me, but that is FUCKING RIDICULOUS. Haven't you all noticed that in all of our stories, we chose men as the main character, and in the only story that had a heroine, she's just a culmination of embarrassing stereotypes??? Didn't anyone think of portraying a woman as an actual human being? *looks directly at me* Anyone?

Me: I would love to answer your question in a thoughtful and sensitive manner. Unfortunately your heated outburst just now has rendered me completely speechless, a little bit afraid, and more than slightly turned on. B/*

*This was not said out loud, just thought at the time.

...go me. |Dd;

Things making me happy right now:

- Becca's visit <3
- Loving being in school again <3
- Getting along well with the roommate 8D
- Plans for Halloween <333
- Plans for ordering all sorts of stuff once my money comes in b._.d (BPAL, Limecrime, etc. )
- Plans for the future
- AWESOME SANDWICHES FROM THE HONEY HOLE NOM NOM NOM
- ZOMBIELAND ASKJDF;AKDJF
- ZOMBIELAND RP ACCOUNT AKSLJDFAKLSDFJA
- *ahem* Silly plans for getting a dreamcast xD;
- Plans for giving myself a sexy new style makeover B3d

...I don't know a DAMN THING about Hetalia, but apparently this is terrifying. You're welcome. B|d

So I went to the drugstore today, and I found something both horrible and lolarious at the same time...much too horriblolarious to keep to myself...and so I decided to bring it home and compose a post about send find for the benefit of all.

( IN WHICH SARAH MAKES GREAT SACRIFICES OF HER SANITY AND DIGNITY IN THE NAME OF *SCIENCE* (warning: slightly image heavy) )

QUICK QUICK, EVERYONE VISIT:

http://community.livejournal.com/fan_foods/

8DDDD

R.I.P. my laptop. >,8

EDIT: YAY NEW LAPTOP 8Dd

Finals. I'm holding out okay...most of the time.

...

I have one thing I want to share with you though, a horror story plucked from the depths of the internet. By a Mr. Ben Biddick. Published author...AT 13. DB

( Luke Bavarious is the best fake name ever. )

SUDDENLY, I WAS SOBBING.

...I want a moment like that.

I will have a moment like that.

...As I was walking home from school today...a bird shat on my head. This has never happened to me before and I hope never happens to me again.

I took a shower and I still feel unclean. >_>